"I've had better sexual experiences by myself..."
"I'm texting you to Unsubscribe. I dont need your issues anymore"
i'm becoming a wizard and i wanna test my first spell on you...3,2,1...now, look, you're single. :D
this the last time imma txt u
It's not you, it's Earth...
"My hamster just passed away, I just need some space right now"
"you not that baby's daddy .."
"it's not you, it's me. lol jk it's you"

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