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Thursday, 21 April 2011

I love doing my kids homework


So the answers could be:
-My pen is in a goat
-My penis in a goat
-My goat is in a pen
-My goat in a penis

I love my doing my kids homework

Jesus Christ, look at those boobs!

It looks like he is saying "Come on Dad.. Lead me from Temptation... those are nice tits... AND by the way, YOU didnt make those, she paid for them!!"

Religion is like Crack

Why didnt they have this posted on the walls at my Catholic schools...

More evidence that Tiger Blood is bad

Here is a pic of Charlie Sheen escaping his escort ride to re-hab!

That #tigerblood is deadly shit!

Carrot Top is Lion-O!!

Can you see the resemblance?  I wonder if he injected #tigerblood to look like that?

BEST Receipt left behind!

This sounds like a naughty wishlist of things you bring to Vegas!

Spider-can, Spider-can, does whatever a Spider can

Come on.. sing the song with me!

MaSheen App? #MaSheen App

Charlie MaSheen App



















Seriously???  I think his dragon blood is tainted!!

Cruise missile flying over Utah on Google maps?

Cruise missile flying over Utah


Why is there a Cruise Missile flying over Utah?  This is kind of freaky! Is this some kind of US Military test?

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Sneak peak at Fast and Furious 5

Sneak peak at Fast and Furious 5

Mixed feelings about seeing the next installment of this series, but nonetheless.. definitely going to see it!

Monday, 18 April 2011

Tonka Toy fun in giant sandbox for big kids!

Big Boy Sandbox!

Playing on heavy machinery is one of childhood's many taboos, along with sleeping in discarded refrigerators. Bend the rules for your inner child with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a Big Dig at Dig This Heavy Equipment Playground (a $400 value).
Dig This Heavy Equipment Playground is one of America's only heavy-equipment playgrounds, allowing average citizens to pilot enormous Caterpillar construction equipment. Situate yourself behind the controls of a 315 Excavator or a D5G Bull Dozer for a Big Dig—three hours of annihilation in a sandbox for grownups. The dig begins with a 15-minute instruction on cab controls and communication techniques, after which machinists can stretch their motorized muscles by moving boulders, stacking tires, digging holes, and performing heavy-equipment jam band sessions. Cabs are air conditioned, allowing for comfortable construction experiences any time of the year. Invite along family, friends, or a surly renovation contractor to gawk and take pictures from the nearby viewing room. Participants must be 18 or older and must wear long pants and closed-toed shoes.

Friday, 15 April 2011

Portal Teaser Trailer

Love the xxx aspect of this game!

Kissing "school girls"... adult toys that can be shut off... punching aliens in the junk... pissing in toilets... as Duke would say "Oh yea"..

Duke nukem 2011, kissing girls, and other naughty things!

Duke Nukem Forever!



Its only taken them 12 yrs to come up with a follow up to this crazy ass game and it looks good.  Its always good when you can use Prodigy music, sexual suggestions, and fragging the hell out of aliens who are stealing SEXY strippers!!!  I would be killing aliens too if they were stealing female adult entertainers!!

Duke Nukem Forever!

New episode of Ghost Hunters!

Unfortunately in Canada, we do not have the ability of watching the SYFY channel so we have to rely on Youtubers to broadcast it for us!  I love Ghost Hunters and here is the latest episode split into three.  Thanks Familiepak for your hard work to feed my hunger for this show!

Season 7 Episode 8 pt 1/3
Season 7 Episode 8 pt 2/3
Season 7 Episode 8 pt 3/3

Hayabusa AKA squid slayers

http://www.streetfire.net/video/halilhayabusamoment-of-the-accident_2237328.htm

I am always amused by people that make up for their lack of intelligence by trying to prove their manhood by riding a Hayabusa.  Almost every Hayabusa rider I know seems to be on a mission to prove to the world that they are real men.. "Look at my dick.. its huge" but in fact its a "eenie meenie little wienie"...

Thursday, 14 April 2011

One of the best "what happened" episodes!




I wonder how many other people, men or women had a brighter day after this episode of "What happened".  I wonder how many people are now going to go look for this caller... or how many women might try the same tactic!